Lesson 1:

It's totally ok to throw a bitch fit and quit your job when your boss tells you its not ok to do something. TOTALLY! Also covred in this lesson are: Emo whining to your other boss about how your boss is a bitch and should be fired, telling all your coworkers said boss is a bitch and should be fired, turning red and pretending your boss doesn't exist(it makes them go away and not laugh at you ).

Lesson 2:

When your say your done with someone and the next time you want to see them is at your funeral, you don't actually have to mean it! Calling your daughter who has no idea whats going on and yelling at her for giving you wrong information(that she only said she thought was right) is a-ok! DO IT!

Lesson 3:

THE INTERENT IS MOST IMPORTANT! If you have a friend who isn't able to sign on as much anymore its way ok to leave awful mean messages on their cell phone and text them 50 times a day asking when they can get online. It doesn't run up their bill(and you don't have to pay it so why should you care?)! E-mails and pm's on every fourm they ever visted are also a good way to get them to leave their real lives behind and come running to the saftey of the internet!




CLASS DISMISSED. Hope you took notes there will be a test





Final note...Batshit insane is possably the best phrase I've ever heard and I will be using it often, and probably wrong. Wtf is wrong with people D: